This is a follow up, in reference to this story:
Adrian was driving his radio flyer fire truck.
Justin makes a siren noise and pulls him over. "Sir, you've been speeding. Do you have a license.?
Adrian: "Well, I have a library card".
And then a bit later, I hear:
Justin says "Make sure you don't drink and drive."
Adrian: "Nope, I don't do that."
Justin: "You know why you don't drink and drive."
Adrian: "Because I might spill it."
From that day forward...he doesn't drive that firetruck without his license. And you won't find his straw cup on the steering wheel any longer either.
He's a law abiding citizen.
Good thing. He has a family...err flock....to support.