Adrian was driving his radio flyer fire truck.
Justin makes a siren noise and pulls him over. "Sir, you've been speeding. Do you have a license.?
Adrian: "Well, I have a library card".
And then a bit later, I hear:
Justin says "Make sure you don't drink and drive."
Adrian: "Nope, I don't do that."
Justin: "You know why you don't drink and drive."
Adrian: "Because I might spill it."
From that day forward...he doesn't drive that firetruck without his license. And you won't find his straw cup on the steering wheel any longer either.
Good thing. He has a family...err flock....to support.
Hahaha! That was hilarious!
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